nicolegendary:

    nicolegendary:

    why don’t butt plugs have any friends?

    because they’re all stuck up assholes

    (via shanasaperv)

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    awwww-cute:

My co-worker’s puppy fell asleep on her desk. Not much work got done that day

    awwww-cute:

    My co-worker’s puppy fell asleep on her desk. Not much work got done that day

    (via kdizzlejuggalizzle)

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    moonkistprincess:

    "i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago

    (via warm-sssmiles)

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    galaleiasghopeful:

    lastmimzy:

    The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME

    😍

    (Source: fiberstark)

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    zzkko:

unamusedsloth:

Pitbull and deer become running buddies

ahahhahahaha

    zzkko:

    unamusedsloth:

    Pitbull and deer become running buddies

    ahahhahahaha

    (via galaleiasghopeful)

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    kamikaze95:

nowyoukno:

Remember IT IS NOT A WOMAN’S RESPONSIBILITY TO PREVENT RAPE. In the world we live in, however, women should be empowered with any tools in order to protect themselves. Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

:-))

    kamikaze95:

    nowyoukno:

    Remember IT IS NOT A WOMAN’S RESPONSIBILITY TO PREVENT RAPE. In the world we live in, however, women should be empowered with any tools in order to protect themselves. Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

    :-))

    (via shanasblue)

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    realpartyassociate:

    maddishly:

    maddishly:

    do people realize by not starting gay weddings with, “queerly beloved” they’re missing a really good opportunity

    "queerly beloved, we are gathered here togay"

    Hallelujah, gaymen.

    (via warm-sssmiles)

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    da5thbeatle:

    kropotkindersurprise:

    Two ways of dealing with tear gas grenades from comrades in Turkey: Either submerge them in water. Make sure you can close off the container cause the gas will still spread for a while. Or throw them in the fire so the gas burns off before it can spread.

    Boost this shit for the people in Ferguson

    (via mana-is-my-middle-name)

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    fuckyeahitspcola:

    MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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    MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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    MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NUN UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN!

    image

    (via kdizzlejuggalizzle)

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    (Source: 4rch0n, via kdizzlejuggalizzle)

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    hhantu:

    franfrancatman:

    My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad

    i cant believe your mom is a fish

    (via dildonts)

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